"Money for nothin', and chicks for free"

Bollocks!

Literally no money - none at all. Nothing. Bollocks.

We (me and Evan) spent all our (our???) money last Thursday and Friday night. We had a budget, it covered us drinking and having fun but not going crazy or ordering taxis...
Thursday night we were at the NME Awards aftershow party and spent all our money on beer, got very drunk, argued and then got a taxi home.
Friday night we weren't going to drink because we'd spent our money on the taxi, but we blagged some and I pulled in a favour and we got completely spannered.

We knew that if we were going to do that then that would leave us with nothing until Tuesday. We thought about it for about 2 seconds and ordered in another pint. Subsequently we've not had any money since. AND the money that we knew was coming...hasn't come.
I owe my mate £65 for the SECOND installment of payment for her hen do, and we can't even afford the bus fare to get to her to tell her that I haven't got her second installment for her pissing hen do.

The office went quiet a minute ago and I blurted out "does anyone have £65 they can lend me?" They all laughed.
I don't think they realise I was serious.

I saw 'Hear No Evil, See No Evil' the other day. I wonder if I can get Evan to hold up a bank with his erection....