"There are explosive kegs between my legs..."
EXTENSIVE MORRISSEY UK TOUR = VERY HAPPY CHRONICD
Oh yes oh yes...can you Adam and Eve it? A three-date Sunday residency at the London Paladium where Shitty Shitty Fuck Fuck is currently running as well as 37 other dates around the country including 4 in Manchester and one in Reading. RRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
As you can see I'm very excited.
Anyway - more of that over the next 8 months or so...
Evan wants a rabbit. We have the smallest flat ever with the smallest balcony ever and Evan wants a rabbit. They're cute and everything but they can be aggressive little shits that live for ages and take quite a lot of looking after. You have to empty and clean the piss/shit-stained hutch out every week - and deal with straw.
I can see the appeal of a small bunny falling over its ears being all cute and watching Evan imitate it by hopping about the flat with socks on his head for ears and twitching his nose but I think that, all in all it'd be too much hassle. Plus - house bunnies leave little nuggets of house poos everywhere. No. Life's too short to have to deal with Bugs pooing in my Converse/couch/kitchen counter.....what if I mistake it for a raisen!!??!!
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Oh yes oh yes...can you Adam and Eve it? A three-date Sunday residency at the London Paladium where Shitty Shitty Fuck Fuck is currently running as well as 37 other dates around the country including 4 in Manchester and one in Reading. RRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
As you can see I'm very excited.
Anyway - more of that over the next 8 months or so...
Evan wants a rabbit. We have the smallest flat ever with the smallest balcony ever and Evan wants a rabbit. They're cute and everything but they can be aggressive little shits that live for ages and take quite a lot of looking after. You have to empty and clean the piss/shit-stained hutch out every week - and deal with straw.
I can see the appeal of a small bunny falling over its ears being all cute and watching Evan imitate it by hopping about the flat with socks on his head for ears and twitching his nose but I think that, all in all it'd be too much hassle. Plus - house bunnies leave little nuggets of house poos everywhere. No. Life's too short to have to deal with Bugs pooing in my Converse/couch/kitchen counter.....what if I mistake it for a raisen!!??!!
*this blog was brought to you by Uber Bear and Captain Bleet*
posted by Fang at 5:03 AM
5 Comments:
We will never mistake bunny poo for raisens, seeing as neither of us eat raisens. I think you are just being mean.
PLEEEEEAAAASSSSSSEEEEE let me have a bunny! I'll clean it, and play with it and I might even learn to knit it little outfits!
How can you say no?
is this comment above spam or a fan?
I *might* eat raisens? I'd like the choice free from fear of rabbit poo.
I used to have a lead for our rabbit. That was quite cute.
But seriously Evan - they live for like ten years and are grumpy bastards for 8 of those. Andrea LOVES bunnies but was actually glad when Pinky died because it was a one-way relationship - she was just looking after him with no fun in return.
How about a guinea pig? We could dress it up in a little outfit like in teh Egg adverts...
I hate guines pigs.
I think the above is a fan actually.
Just let him have a rabbit, when he tires of it cook it!
that would make me a bunny boiler!
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