"C’mon fuckers…"

I was propelled into work today by the fierce screamings of nine grown men in boiler suits and masks. Across the earphones of my new iPod Nano Slipknot banged out live versions of 'Spit It Out', 'Heretic Anthem' and 'People= Shit' to name but a few…I was so into it that I could feel my arm raising to punch the air and kept wanting to lurch forward at passers-by and bash into them but common decency prevailed and instead I just walked in time mouthing the screams and nodding my head. Brilliant. Totally took my mind off the fact that normally whilst walking down the street to work I'd be smoking a cigarette, getting ash in my eye and freezing my fingertips off. But, as I smoked my last cigarette last night I missed that particularly enjoyable experience and so filled the void with metal. Well, what would you use?
That's the only mention of me quitting that I'm going to make. I promised Evan I wouldn't pratt on about it in a smug non-smoker way, and I don't want to be one those really annoying cunts so, yeah – I've quit, again. Hurrah!

Since I last blogged:
I've got annoyed at an incredibly fat and rude woman who scowled at those of us sitting down on a tube. A generous kind man finally caved under the glares and gave up his seat for her, only for her to ungratefully accept the offer, cram herself into the chair and scoff a massive chocolate bar! Thank God I was getting off at the next stop 'cos I wouldn’t have been able to restrain myself for much longer – and certainly wouldn’t have helped when she undoubtedly got stuck in the aforementioned seat.
I've attempted the culinary skills of Tempura Prawns – only to fail. I followed the recipe and everything but essentially I ended up eating deep fried egg, water, flour mix and a few prawns…not quite the Japanese delicacy I had in mind.
Succeeded at an aubergine dish that involves aubergine, crème freche, and basil and an oven – even my Mum could have done this without failure…
OH AND bought Morrissey tickets!!!!!!!! LORD OH CHRIST – COULD I BE ANY HAPPIER.
'MAZING!